Wednesday, May 16, 2007

the tale of two prawns

A mate of mine sent this to me! ha I wont take responsibility for the dad joke at the end!

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were

swimming around in the sea, one called Justin and the other called Christian. The
prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that
inhabited the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a
prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted." Lo and
behold, Justin turned into a shark.Horrified, Christian immediately swam
away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it
invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old
mate simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize
thathis new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought
perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He
approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he
found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his
friends and bought them all a cocktail (the punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the
gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.

"Where's Christian?" he asked.
"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to
the enemy & became a shark," came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, He set
off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate, memories came
flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted: "It's me, Justin, your old
friend, come out and see me again."
Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark,the
enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've

(You're going to love this.....)

"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian."

onya Sez!


  1. that has to be one of the funniest Christian jokes ever!


    thanks for posting it!

  2. Haha! That was the funniest joke! I LOVE IT! haha


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