yeah so my last post was about myspace...er die space...
and at school the other day a bunch of students were talking Euge into doing it...
well courty has helped me tonight with it...
mmm i've crossed over...
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
the tale of two prawns
A mate of mine sent this to me! ha I wont take responsibility for the dad joke at the end!
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were
swimming around in the sea, one called Justin and the other called Christian. The
prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that
inhabited the area.
Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a
prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being
eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted." Lo and
behold, Justin turned into a shark.Horrified, Christian immediately swam
away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it
invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old
mate simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize
thathis new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought
perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He
approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he
found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his
friends and bought them all a cocktail (the punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the
gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.
"Where's Christian?" he asked.
"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to
the enemy & became a shark," came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, He set
off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate, memories came
flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted: "It's me, Justin, your old
friend, come out and see me again."
Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark,the
enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."
Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've
changed........."
(You're going to love this.....)
"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian."
onya Sez!
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were
swimming around in the sea, one called Justin and the other called Christian. The
prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that
inhabited the area.
Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a
prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being
eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted." Lo and
behold, Justin turned into a shark.Horrified, Christian immediately swam
away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it
invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old
mate simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize
thathis new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought
perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He
approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he
found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his
friends and bought them all a cocktail (the punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the
gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.
"Where's Christian?" he asked.
"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to
the enemy & became a shark," came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, He set
off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate, memories came
flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted: "It's me, Justin, your old
friend, come out and see me again."
Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark,the
enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."
Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've
changed........."
(You're going to love this.....)
"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian."
onya Sez!
Sunday, May 13, 2007
die space
is another name for myspace.
i tell you what i am not going to get sucked in...hopefully.
people keep telling me to check their myspace and i do...and then i find i know their other friends and then i click on their myspace and then...well it's a snowball effect...it's addictive and it's BAD
i mean my own sisters had to "go check their myspace" the night i came over for family dinner...
disgraceful!
i did start one about 2 years ago...well it looks the same as it did then...no picture etc...i hope it's going to stay that way...
i tell you what i am not going to get sucked in...hopefully.
people keep telling me to check their myspace and i do...and then i find i know their other friends and then i click on their myspace and then...well it's a snowball effect...it's addictive and it's BAD
i mean my own sisters had to "go check their myspace" the night i came over for family dinner...
disgraceful!
i did start one about 2 years ago...well it looks the same as it did then...no picture etc...i hope it's going to stay that way...
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
new birth
God is good.
he's faithful.
he comes through with the goods when you need him.
I witnessed one of the students i work with get baptised almost two weeks ago. she had made the decision that she wanted to be baptised, she believes that Jesus is her Lord and Saviour.
We were at a camp called ypout (www.lysa.asn.au\ypout )
and it was so cool!
he's faithful.
he comes through with the goods when you need him.
I witnessed one of the students i work with get baptised almost two weeks ago. she had made the decision that she wanted to be baptised, she believes that Jesus is her Lord and Saviour.
We were at a camp called ypout (www.lysa.asn.au\ypout )
and it was so cool!
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